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> WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
> >
> >
> > A drunk man who smelled like gin sat down on a subway seat next to a
> > priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
> > lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of
> >his torn coat pocket.
> >
> >He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man
> >turned to the priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
> >
> >"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too
> >much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
> >prostitutes and lack of a bath."
> >
> >"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
> >
> >The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
> >apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
> >How long have you had arthritis?"
> >
> >"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
hahahaha Too Cute!!!
Rodflmao I love that!!!!!!!!! It is great!!!!!! Lol! I don't like the pope so that's why I can really laugh about that.